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CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION
1. SPINISTER by G. W. Thomas
2. CREATOR by G. W. Thomas
3. FLORIDA ROAD TRIP by Chris Ambrose
4. CAPTIVE AUDIENCE by G. W. Thomas
5. WHAT STREET DO YOU LIVE ON? By Jerry Vilhotti
6. EVERYBODY WINS by G. W. Thomas
7. AMBASSADOR by G. W. Thomas
8. SNOW BLIND by Chris Ambrose
9. THE TREAT by S. Joan Popek
10. THE RECENT RASH OF COMPUTER MALFUNCTIONS by G. W. Thomas
11. MUTUAL AGREEMENT by Ken Goldman
12. CYBERSPACEíS INFINITY by Tim Thomas
13. LITANY OF THE DEAD by G. W. Thomas
14. FACE OF CLAY by Michael A. Arnzen
15. LAST CONTACT by Chris Ambrose
16. MOONSHINE & FIDDLESTICKS by G. W. Thomas
17. MOTHER OF ALL INVENTION by Tim Thomas
18. SCORCHER by Chris Ambrose
19. ER by Mark Orr
20. IDOL by Allen McGill
21. POACHER by Chris Ambrose
22. CANINES by Michael A. Arnzen
23. GAS GIANT by Chris Ambrose
24. YER CHEATINí HEART by G. W. Thomas
25. THE ZOMBIE by Queenie Tirone
26. STRANGE ENCOUNTER by Esther Schrader
27. ROUNDABOUT by Chris Ambrose
28. UNAMUSED by Christopher Winters
29. NEW AGE OF POETRY by Tim Thomas
30. A WOMAN OF DISTINCTION by G. W. Thomas
31. COLD HEARTED WOMAN by Dorian Williams
32. VELVET DARKNESS by Kat Yares
33. GASP by Michael A. Arnzen
34. NANO-HUNK II by G. W. Thomas
35. UNJUST REWARDS by Chris Ambrose
36. FOOD POISONING by Nicholas Knight
37. ALIEN AUTOPSY by Nick Aires
38. LIFE POD by Roger Range
39. IN THE CAFETERIA OF THE SHADY REST SENIORS COMPLEX by Cathy Buburuz
40. A TIME MACINE RED-LINES by Stephen D. Rogers
41. MINIATURE SUN by Amy Grech
42. MIRROR, MIRROR by Chris Ambrose
43. REVENGE OF THE MUMMY by Michael A. Arnzen
44. TIDAL DRIFT by Christopher Winters
45. A TABLE SET FOR TWO by Chris Ambrose
46. THE MAGIC IN BONES by Stephen D. Rogers
47. RECIPE FOR REVENGE by Nick Andreychuk
48. VISITOR IN THE NIGHT by Nick Aires
49. GIVE THE FINGER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON by Stephen D. Rogers
50. CHRISTMAS PARTY by G. W. Thomas
51. HOLIDAY SHOPPING, AFTER HOURS by Chris Ambrose
52. LITTLE STOCKING STUFFERS by Michael A. Arnzen
53. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED by Mark Orr
54. BLESSED ARE THEY by Chris Ambrose
55. SILVER BELLS by Chris Ambrose
56. MANY HAPPY RETURNS by Chris Ambrose
57. WHAT DO YOU SEE? By G. W. Thomas
58. A CHRISTMAS TALE: WIDE SPOT IN THE ROAD by William P. Robertson
59. STAR LIGHT by Esther Schrader
60. FRIDAY THE 13TH by G. W. Thomas
61. WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS? By Hertzan Chimera
62. EXTREME REINDEER GAMES by Mark Orr
63. HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS by Chris Ambrose
64. VOLUNTARY DUTIES by Christopher Winters
65. EGG NOG by Chris Ambrose
66. SANTA MEAT by William P. Robertson
67. EVERY ONE by Mark Orr
68. A CHRISTMAS STORY PART I by G. W. Thomas
69. A CHRISTMAS STORY PART II by G. W. Thomas
70. A CHRISTMAS STORY PART III by G. W. Thomas
71. A CHRISTMAS STORY PART IV by G. W. Thomas
72. BETE NOIR by Esther Schrader
73. NO MERCY by Allen McGill
74. THANKS BUT NO THANKS by Stephen D. Rogers
75. FRUIT OF HIS LOINS by John R. Platt
76. BEYOND UNDEAD by Michael A. Arnzen
77. WHEN THE BALL DROPS by Chris Ambrose
78. DANGEROUS TECHNOLOGY by G. W. Thomas
79. AFTER CHRISTMAS by Stephen D. Rogers
80. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER by Nick Andreychuk
81. HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
82. NOCTURNAL DIVORCE by John Weagly
83. SNOW ANGELS by Greg Beatty
84. SEASONAL RETRIBUTION by Martin J. Creegan
85. NATUREíS WAY by Bob Gunner
86. FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED by Mark Orr
87. RAGNORAK by Chris Ambrose
88. BOOK BURNER by G. W. Thomas
89. SKATEBOARDER by Chris Ambrose
90. FAIRY TALE SURPRISE by KR Mullin
91. A TASTE OF HOLLYWOOD by Nicholas Knight
92. SURGICAL COMPLICATIONS by Michael A. Arnzen
93. DEJA DISEMBOWELED by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
94. HOW THE PITILESS SPRINKLER USHERED IN THE APOCALYPSE by Ellen Lindquist
95. FOOTSTEPS by Dorian Williams
96. A LOVE STORY by Marcia Borell
97. THE DYING MAN WHO CROSSED A HOSTILE PLANET WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER, WITH ONLY HIS BAREHANDS AND A RUSTY PENKNIFE, WHO FOUGHT SAVAGE BEASTS LIKE THE BAR-FANGED BAT OF UPPER TRIOVIA, DEFIED CORRUPT PRINCES, DUKES AND CALIPHS, ESCAPED SLAVERY TO THE WICKED BABAR-SUNG RAIDERS AND EVEN TURNED HIS BACK ON A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS NAMED YAMEESH WHO WAS FULL-BOSOMED, WASP-WASTED AND A VIRGIN TO BOOT by G. W. Thomas
98. THE CONSEQUENCES OF PLAYTIME by Mikal Trimm
99. MORNING INTERRUPTED by Nita Van Zandt
100. VICTIM: TONY K------by s. c. virtes
101. CRUEL PLACE by C. A. Roberts
102. CATSUP by Margaret B. Davidson
103. THE THIRD WISH by K. K.
104. ALONE by Jason Lavertue
105. THE CAT CAME BACK by Toni Stauffer
106. CLOWN by Yolanda Sfetsos
107. WATCHING THE SEASON by Kealan Patrick Burke
108. THE END (S) OF BANANAS by Ellen Lindquist
109. PIPING A DIFFERENT TUNE by Patricia Harrington
110. CONSUM(E)MATION by Gary West
111. DANíS FORGIVENESS by Mark Worthen
112. BAUMANNíS HANDS by s. c. virtes
113. SPARES by Chris Ambrose
114. CUSP OF CREATION by Christopher Winters
115. PREDATORS by Roger Range
116. FAMEÖ by Bob Gunner
117. FAITH by G. W. Thomas
118. INFESTATION by Toni Stauffer
119. MARDI GRAS by Greg Beatty
120. CUPIDíS FOLLY by Nick Aires
121. HAPPY VALENTINES by Esther Schrader
122. YOU CANíT WALK THROUGH THESE WOODS by KR Mullin
123. CLOSING THE CIRCLE by Chris Ambrose
124. PERFECTION by Gene Tutko
125. CUT RATE by Margaret B. Davidson
126. SPOOR by Chris Ambrose
127. TRADITIONS REINCARNATE by Stephen D. Rogers
128. THE FALL OF MIKLOS THE MAGNIFICENT by Alex Crabtree
129. SHOULDNíT HAVE ASKED by Nicholas Knight
130. THE BIG WELCOME by K. K.
131. EVENT HORIZON by Marcia Sacks
132. CASUALTIES OF ITíS-ONLY-THE-WIND SYNDROME by John Edward Lawson
133. KICKING FOR THE SHORE by Hertzan Chimera
134. GNAWING by Ef Deal
135. THE HISTORICAL TREATMENT OF PACIFISTS by Chris Ambrose
136. CAUGHT IN A VICE by Nita Van Zandt
137. A LETTER by C. A. Roberts
138. FAST FOOD RELIGION: TACO HELL by Doyle Wilmoth Jr.
139. HOME-BAKED by Toni Stauffer
140. NEW RECRUIT by Lindsay Buroker
141. INFESTATION II by Beverle Graves Myers
142. DEFLORATION by JaNell Golden
143. SCREAMS by Gwen Mayo
144. MISUNDERSTOOD by K. K.
145. THE RECLUSE IN WINTER by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
146. SHIPKILLER by G. W. Thomas
147. HANDS OFF by Douglas Campbell
148. BRAIN WAVES by Chris Ambrose
149. DANIEL: by Anni Wood
150. VFO by Greg Beatty
151. THE OUT by Mike Whitney
152. THE POT OF GOLD by Esther Schrader
153. OUT OF THE PARK by Stephen D. Rogers
154. HOWLING by David Bain
155. ATTACK THE ECONOMY by Tim Thomas
156. THE OUTSIDER by Chris Ambrose
157. SENSELESS DEATH by Stephen D Fowler
158. IN YHANíTHLEI by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
159. A GRAVE DECISION by Nick Andreychuk
160. SMILING FOR THE MIRROR by Terrie Leigh Relf
161. WHEN HOMONYMS KILL by William I. Lengeman III
162. A BEER AND A GAME by Hertzan Chimera
163. SAVING GRACE by Gary West
164. THE WRITING ON THE WALL by Margaret B. Davidson
165. CONTUSED by Michael A. Arnzen
166. SERFíS UP by Stephen D. Rogers
167. ALL IN A DAYíS WORK by Chris Ambrose
168. EARLY RISER by Mike Whitney
169. FINAL OFFERING by Nita Van Zandt
170. THE LAST SUPPER by Esther Schrader
171. THE SERPENT by Ef Deal
172. TOO MANY TIMES by Christopher Winters
173. FIRE ANTS by Anne Navarre
174. DESERT BEASTS by Daniel Arenson
175. FREE ASSOCIATION ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS by Paul Alan Fahey
176. DREAM GIRL by Christine A. Verstraete
177. PRAYER by Mike Whitney
178. MOVING THROUGH TIME by Tyler Blackwood
179. SWIMMING LESSONS by Chris Ambrose
180. MONSTER MASH by Chris Ambrose
181. A PRIVATE MELODY by Chris Ambrose
182. IN A LINGERIE DRESSING ROOM by Terrie Leigh Relf
183. YOU MUSTNíT GO TO SLEEP by Terrie Leigh Relf
184. WHATíS IMPORTANT by Terrie Leigh Relf
185. CATCH OF THE DAY by Toni Stauffer
186. THE MIDNIGHT ROUND UP by Toni Stauffer
187. ITíS ONLY THE WIND by Toni Stauffer
188. SURPRISE DEPARTURE by KR Mullin
189. AT LUNCH ALONE by KR Mullin
190. ANOTHER PHONE CALL by KR Mullin
191. GAME GIRL by Mike Whitney
192. SCREECHER  by Mike Whitney
193. HARDEN by Mike Whitney
194. DONíT BEG by Douglas Campbell
195. THEMíS CAJUNS by G. W. Thomas
196. MAY DAY! MAY DAY! by G. W. Thomas
197. A TRUE CANADIAN STORY by G. W. Thomas
198. AINíT GOT NO GUTS by Stephen D Fowler
199. INSANITY by Bill Dougherty
200. THE BEAST by David Jackson
201. FOXY LADY by E. N. Taylor
202. TRAFFICANTHULHU by John Edward Lawson
203. TRUTH by Tom Taverna
204. NAME YOUR POISON by Cathy Paul
205. LITTLE HELPER by David Bain
206. MOTHERíS DAY QUANDRY by Beverle Graves Myers
207. CURIOSITY by Esther & Jack Schrader
208. ELI\MINATO, ERGO SUM by Mark Orr
209. DYSLEXIC by Tim Thomas
210. BLAZE OF GLORY by Chris Ambrose
211. THE TELL-TALE PART by Stephen D Fowler
212. SURVIVOR: THE AMAZON by Anne Navarre
213. KNOCK OFF THE AUCTION BLOCK by Michael A. Arnzen
214. DARWIN MOVES SLOWLY by JaNell Golden
215. STARING by James C. Wardlaw
216. GINGIVITUS by Sheila Barrett
217. THE EROTIC DARK by Alex Severin
218. DESSERT by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
219. JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE SMITH HOUSE by Gary West
220. THE NOíS HAVE IT by Stephen D. Rogers
221. NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO DIE by Nick Andreychuk
222. WHATíS A MOTHER TO DO? By Chris Ambrose
223. LONG LIVE THE KING by Joanne Morcom
224. OUTPUT SUCCEEDED by Mike Whitney
225. HEAVY METAL POISONING by K. K.
226. THE MINIATURIST by Tom Taverna
227. FOOD FOR THOUGHT by Alex Crabtree
228. LOCAL BOY by Tom Gardner
229. SIGHTSEEING by Martin J. Creegan
230. DOWNSIZED by William I. Lengeman III
231. FLASHSHOT by Kurt Newton
232. THE STORYTELLER by Joanne Morcom
233. A CLEAN HOME IS A HAPPY HOME by Hertzan Chimera
234. RUMINATIONS OF THE NAPKIN MAN by Ellen Lindquist
235. THE LATEST THING by Leila Eadie
236. MILES TO GO by Chris Ambrose
237. WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE by Michelle Sarver
238. MEET YOUR MAKER by Michael A. Arnzen
239. GUESS WHO by s. c. virtes
240. CONTACT by Greg Beatty
241. WEIRD TALE by G. W. Thomas
242. THE FORT by Gene Tutko
243. THE DATE by Kristen Good
244. THE EXTERMINATOR by G. W. Thomas
245. THE PARTY by Paul Alan Fahey
246. IN OTHER NEWS by Mike Whitney
247. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE BIG APPLE by Greg Beatty
248. ďPARRY WELLĒ, YOUNG MEN by s. c.virtes
249. A BIT OF A GAP by Stephen D. Rogers
250. A QUESTION OF NERVE by Greg Beatty
251. A TALE OF DUPLICITIES by Stephen D. Rogers
252. A TIME OF CHANGE by Stephen D. Rogers
253. ALIEN ABDUCTION by Nick Aires
254. MOM WAS RIGHT by Dean M. Watts
255. ALL PURPOSE POWDERS by JaNell Golden
256. AMBUSH by Toni Stauffer
257. AN END TO REPRESSION by Mikal Trimm
258. AN IMMODEST COMPLAINT by KR Mullin
259. B. C. (BEFORE CLAPTON) by Mike Whitney
260. BACKWARDS RUNNING by Mike Whitney
261. BIRTHDAY BOY by Joanne Morcom
262. BOOGEYMAN by Cathy Paul
263. CANDLELIGHT SERVICE by Terrie Leigh Relf
264. CARETAKER by Paul Alan Fahey
265. CHANGE OF HEART by Joanne Morcom
266. CLEAN by Chris Ambrose
267. STUPID PET TRICK by G. W. Thomas
268. CLETUS LEARNED EVENTUALLY by Greg Beatty
269. CLIFF HANGER by James C. Wardlaw
270. COLLATERAL DAMAGE by Chris Ambrose
271. COMEDY NIGHT AT CLUB HADES by Leila Eadie
272. CRIME DOESNíT PAY by Stephen D. Rogers
273. CRYSTAL BALL by Chris Ambrose
274. CULTURE SHOCK by Chris Ambrose
275. DAY 20, CONTINUED by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
276. DO YOUR PART FOR SAFETY by Chris Ambrose
277. DONíT OPEN THE DOOR by Toni Stauffer
278. DUTY BOUND by Tim Thomas
279. FALLING APART by David Anaxagoras
280. FIRST KILL by Lindsay Buroker
281. GONNA FIND OUTÖ by Nick Aires
282. HAND-CRAFTED DOLL by Chris Ambrose
283. HAZARDS OF COMMUTING by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
284. HELL OF A DEAL by Jack Schrader
285. HIDE & SEEK by Leila Eadie
286. HYPERCRITICAL by Chris Ambrose
287. I STILL HAVE IT by Terrie Leigh Relf
288. KEEPING EDUCATION RELEVANT by Greg Beatty
289. ON VACATION by G. W. Thomas
290. MEMORIES OF HOME by Chris Ambrose
291. MONGO GETS THE CRUNCHIES by Mike Whitney
292. MORE THAN A CONVERSATION PIECE by Margaret B. Davidson
293. MOTHER OF SPEED, FATHER OF RAGE by Mike Whitney
294. MUSEUM MONGO by Mike Whitney
295. NEVER LOST by Chris Ambrose
296. NEXT YEAR by Greg Beatty
297. NOT ITS PRIMARY APPEAL by Greg Beatty
298. OLD MCGREGORíS FARM by Tom Taverna
299. ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS by Chris Ambrose
300. ONCE FALLEN by Terrie Leigh Relf
301. ONE FOR THE CROW by E. N. Taylor
302. OUT OF PLACE by Chris Ambrose
303. PASSING STONES by Mike Whitney
304. PAW PRINTS ON THE THRESHOLD by Chris Ambrose
305. Q&A by Gary West
306. REDEMPTION by Gary West
307. RITES OF PASSAGE by Chris Ambrose
308. RIVER STYX by Maureen Hayes
309. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS by Chris Ambrose
310. RUSH HOUR by Mike Whitney
311. SAME OLD SONG by Paul Alan Fahey
312. SENSES by Esther Schrader
313. SO LOVELY by Terrie Leigh Relf
314. SOLITARY by Chris Ambrose
315. STONE COLD by James C. Wardlaw
316. THE ARTIFACT by KR Mullin
317. THE BIG PICTURE by Tom Gardner
318. THE CONQUEST by Mikal Trimm
319. THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA by Chris Ambrose
320. THE DARKENED WINDOW by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
321. THE DAY LIKE NO OTHER by Stephen D Fowler
322. THE KING OF SPLATTERTOWN by Chris Ambrose
323. THE LAST BREATh by Bill Dougherty
324. THE LAST PICTURE SHOW by KR Mullin
325. THE REFUND by Kurt Newton
326. THE RUINS by Larry Oliver
327. THE SALESMANíS PATTER by KR Mullin
328. THE SHAMANíS QUEST by Doyle Wilmoth Jr.
329. THE SINKING SHIP by David C. Kopaska-Merkel
330. SEND IN THE CLONES by G. W. Thomas
331. THE SWITCH by Bill Dougherty
332. THE TRUTH, DISPLACED by Chris Ambrose
333. THE WHORFIAN HYPOTHESIS by Chris Ambrose
334. THE WIZARDíS RETIREMENT by Larry Oliver
335. THIRST by Joanne Morcom
336. TO MARY, ON HER BIRTHDAY by Chris Ambrose
337. TOOTHACHE by Nicholas Knight
338. TRUER THAN LIFE ITSELF by Chris Ambrose
339. TWINS by Chris Ambrose
340. UNDER THE BED by Martin J. Creegan
341. UNINVITED GUESTS by Toni Stauffer
342. VACATIONING ON EARTH by Terrie Leigh Relf
343. VAMPIRE SLAYRS by C. A. Roberts
344. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? By Chris Ambrose
345. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHARLIE? By Esther Schrader
346. OFFICIAL VERSION by G. W. Thomas
347. YOU STILL LOOK GOOD TO ME by Greg Beatty
348. YOU THINK SO, WOULDNíT YOU by Greg Beatty
349. YOUíD BETTER WATCH OUT! By Toni Stauffer
350. ROOM & BOARD by G. W. Thomas
351. MANDALA by G. W. Thomas
352. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU by Dean M. Watts
353. COMMOTION ON BAGGAGE CAROUSEL C by Mike Whitney
354. DEAR JONIKI MOHARI by Simon Owens
355. FERTILITY CLINIC by Paul Alan Fahey
356. FOOLISH SUPERSTITIONS by Sharon Crupp
357. FRESH START by Patricia Harrington
358. HIGH SCHOOL REUNION by Terrie Leigh Relf
359. HUSH by Patricia Snodgrass
360. IF ONLY YOU DIDNíT YELL AT ME by A. P. Fuchs
361. ITíS OKAYÖSOMETIMES by Greg Beatty
362. LUNCH IN TIJUANA by Chris Ambrose
363. MATERNAL SCHIZOPHRENIA by Simon Owens
364. MEET THE REAPER by Greg Beatty
365. MEET THE ATTORNEY by Martha Silbaugh
366. REVENGE by Gary West

HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNERS

367. WINNER: SHARE by Barry Hollander
368. RUNNER UP: THE COSTUME by Ef Deal
369. HONORABLE MENTION: CHILDREN OF THE CANDY CORN by William I. Lengeman III
 

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